shockimprocrastinating

Count Olaf: you look a little young to be a doctor, where did you attend medical school, Dr Faustus?

Klaus: Oxford, obviously

Olaf: Oxford?! Sounds fake

Klaus: *offended*

iucemon

starprincejimin

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

rabbitrah

w … wh … where’s the rest of the essay, op?

Source: starprincejimin but dude the realest love I've learned is familial and friendly love that's the kind of love I fall in s o m e t i m e s

laytontheories

After her death, Aurora was reborn as a human girl. She sometimes had dreams about a boy in a blue coat but she never knew who he was.

lctor

Keith: WHEN I WAS
Kolivan: no
Keith: A YOUNG BOY
Kolivan: don't
Keith: MY MOTHER LEFT mE on pLANET EarTH
Kolivan: Keith please
Keith: TO joiN THe GaLRA WAr
Kolivan: *dragging Keith away by his mullet*
Keith: *at the top of his lungs* SHE SAID sON WHEN yOU GROw UP WiLL you BE THE saVIOUR OF THE HUMANS THE GAlrA AND tH -

lesbianjohndenver

twilightly

y’all talking about people 2-3 years younger than you: ahhh that gen z….i remember the days when i was Young……i can feel myself fading………take the reigns children….

Source: twilightly to be fair we grew up in a rapid age of nostalgia and change

michell-elliot

Drake and MBB’s friendship is scary

This reminds me of something that’s happening in my high school.

We all are 14 to 18-year-olds, there are some freshmen who are dating juniors and sophomores, but never seniors because they want older and hotter girls, however, this particular situation is not about an older student, it’s about a teacher.

We all know he dated a sophomore girl two years ago, the principal knew it, the teachers knew it but they don’t want to make it ”public”.

We all know he used to have an 18-year-old girlfriend.

I know (‘cause he told me face to face) that he thinks age is just a number and he doesn’t mind dating students as long as both agree.

And I know why they like him. He’s really friendly, he always gives good advice about everything, and I mean everything, boys, dating, study, work, even sex, and for some of my classmates that’s normal and they consider him a friend and is completely creepy those girls can’t notice he’s flirting with them.

I don’t know what the others think, but I can see a huge difference between a good teacher who actually cares about their students and a fucking pedophile who wants to date 15-year-old girls, and this man (who’s acting the same way Drake acts towards Millie Bobby Brown) is not a good teacher, he’s a pedo.

NOTHING OF THIS IS THE GIRLS FAULT.

It’s NOT Millie Bobby Brown’s fault.